Ball Shapiro's Ascension

Saying that this game is amazing is an understatement! 

Before playing Mr. Wellerman's Ball Shapiro's Ascension I was a loner, I had no friends, I found it hard to talk to girls, my grades were terrible, and my entire family shunned me!

After I played this game I became a different person. I used to be 5"5, but now I am 6"3.

My grades have miraculously improved. At the start of the year, I was failing all of my courses, but now I am on the list of students who achieved academic excellence.

 I now have a massive friend group.

I also no longer have trouble trying to strike up a decent conversation with girls anymore because they're always the ones trying to talk to me.

And lastly, my family no longer thinks I was a mistake!

The game itself is magnificent, you can tell how much work was put into making it and just how passionate Mr. Wellerman is about making games about balls. The game's complex, multifaceted message is hidden behind a web of stories steeped in surrealism, that touches upon the concept of death, to unraveling the depths of the human psyche. These are notions that will not leave an impact on you immediately, but ones that will sink in over time.

Thank you Mr. Wellerman for making such a beautiful game.

You really don't see games like this very often. The game is clearly made with tons of passion and hard work! The hidden story, simple but challenging mechanics, and engaging gameplay all comes together to create a very nice mobile experience. And it's free?? The dev is too nice. Thanks for your hard work!!

This game truly changed my life. Before I played Ball Shapiro's Ascension (otherwise known as Ball Game - Ball Shapiro's Ascension to Defeat the Liberal Agenda), I had poor grades in school, no friends, no girls, and my family hated. After I beat this game, the world saw my for who I truly am. My family now praises me for my incredible perseverance skills, pushing through even though it was slippery and bouncy. All the girls at my school rushed over to catch even the slightest glimpse at me, everyone wanted to be my friend, and my grades skyrocketed after my teachers realized how special and amazing I am. 

Thank you so much for this game, Skwiglyman Wellerman!!